Spring Break in Moab

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Day 5 (?)

I was an irresponsible moron today and forgot to have my back sunscreened before snorkeling; now I'm a rock lobster in a foreign land... Spent the afternoon condemned to the shady portion of the pool, wearing a t-shirt, hat, glasses, and sipping margaritas. I'm a rare specimen: ghost white and lacking significant body hair. Where did my people come from? Where can one exist without sun and without standard body insulation? I can see white skin and bountiful patches of fur (Northern Norway), or dark skin and no fur (Equator), but it takes generations of inbreeding to accomplish my genetic makeup.

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